People – Got these as SMS’s. Not necessarily my thoughts. Statutory warnings to all.

Love –

L - Lake of Beer

O - Ocean of Rum

V - Valley of Whisky

E - End of stock

(Bar closed)

Love is injurious to health, so don’t fall in Love.

Women –

Women….women…..women…..

They capture your mind

Get into your brains

Analyze your past

Destroy your future

Screw your emotions

Tear out your pockets

And are called the “weaker sex”…..