Good one.. I just recieved as an SMS...

A poem 4 u my dear:
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything u r not
I see your face when I'm dreaming
Dats why I always wake up screaming
I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn! I'm good at telling lies

What inspired this enormous rhyme?

Two parts Vodka, one part Lime..